Why, hello FEBRUARY of 2013?!?!?! When did you get here and, how have I not blogged since November of last year?
~In other news, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SEASON IS HERE! And, I am officially a card-carrying-why-yes-I-do-drink-the-kool-aid-of-crossfit-cultness paleo eater. Don't you worry. I bought a bunch of boxes anyway. What - a cheat meal can consist of a whole box of tagalogs. DON'T JUDGE ME!
~You know those people who are all preachy about their diet? Like "OH, let me tell you all about why those GMO's are going to give you a brain tumor, and GLUTEN IS THE DEVIL". I have become one of those people. Don't you worry, its been too long since my last post to even get preachy on you up in here. But, all I gotta say is PALEO IS AMAZE-BALLS.
~Went to lunch today with N, because, of course, he has it off, and I had to be at work. We went to Steubens here in Denver. Great food, killer drink list, and the official meeting place of every hipster in Denver. No exaggeration, this group of 24 hipsters walked in while we were paying the bill. Each one had either a hoodie, beanie, or ironic hat on, with multiple piercings and tight ass jeans. N thought that maybe this was the gathering of the hipsters leaders of Denver. Each person we picked to rep a place. Obviously the kid with the fixie bike was from Cap Hill, but the girl with the pink hair could have been Highlands OR city park. Who knew these guys were so organized?
~Kids, the work situation is bad. Need a new job. In other news, I have started a book called "How to be the Worst Manager Ever: Tips and tricks to make your employees really loathe coming into work."
~I got the strep and pink eye last month. First off, I have to say that I am thrilled it was not that nasty ass stomach flu (which my friend B did get, and she was out of commission for like 2 weeks). But, who the hell gets pink eye after the age of 6? I am 29 years old. Just ridiculous.
~Pot is legal in Colorado. On a completely unrelated note, I should probably buy more Girl Scout cookies. To support the local troops.
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