Why my dog is the best dog in the world...

 Cali is the best fur child in the world.  Why is this, you ask.  Well, for starters, she looks like this:

Instagram cuteness in your face. 

She lets me mohawk her hair.  She will pretty much eat anything I try and give her. When I come home at lunch, she is so freaking excited to see me, its unbelievable.  I know, maybe you guys think that she is just excited to go pee, but I really think that she is jacked up to see me.  She wags her tail in all directions, not just back and forth. Sometimes, when she is really excited, she will make it go in full circles.  She is the best "fetcher" in the world. She will sleep in a curled up ball or only fully stretched.  When she is REALLY tired, she will sleep like this:

She has the best smile.  Yes, my dog smiles - get over it.  She is the best part of my day (besides waking up and going to bed next to N).  If you stop petting her when she is on top of you, she will kick her back leg as a "friendly reminder" that you better NOT STOP PETTING ME! When I am on speaker phone, she likes to get all up in my face/next to the phone so she can hear the conversation too. She is the best vacuum cleaner ever - I seriously NEVER have to clean my kitchen floor. 

However, I mostly love Cali cause she looks like this when she is cuddling with you.  Peaceful, blissed out, and content.

Dogs seriously rock.